Ladies!

Sweatpants season soon come.

It’s still humid outside. 

They haven’t pulled them out yet.

Fresh gray cotton pants that make the ladies sweat.

Get ready gurls!

a fresh red lip is in order

as well as a new pair of sunnies.

Dark.

Completes the look, with the red lip and all.

Stare without disruption.

Let’s see how close he will let us get. 

Being a creep is a matter of opinion.

Maybe he will let you put your hand in his pocket.

See if he’ll let you feel around. 

Make sure his key fob is in there. 

Get ready gurls! 

Fresh gray sweatpants in a soft brushed cotton,

paired with some fresh sneakers. 

A t-shirt that hugs the biceps.

Under a zip-up hoodie or a denim jacket,

if it’s cool enough a lightweight bubble situation.

Yum! 

As long as it isn’t a blazer paired with some busted dress shoes. 

We’re not interested in that guy. 

Gray sweatpants present opportunities for effortless closeness to you guys.

And that’s not being a creep.

Man, listen. 

Sweatpants season is equivalent to your sundress season. 

We know what goes on in those sweatpants. 

We want in. 

Ladies, you think if we ask nicely, they will let us see? 

Can we at least get close to it.

Would you mind if we stand in front of you? See how movable that gray cotton fabric is. 

Ohhhhhhh. I bet it’s so soft. 

Albeit, it will be hard to not feel,

the fabric. 

Cotton right? 

Are these Polo sweats?

Feels like a Ralph product? 

Lacoste? 

Goodfellow?

That brand is a win! Feels great to the touch. 

Especially when they’ve been worn a few times. 

Broken in, if you will. 

Fitting like a glove. 

Perfect for sliding right in. 

Oh to be the gray fabric covering your bottom half.

Yeeeee…